The phenomenon of the car sticker

"I had to swerve several times before I hit him!"

Back in the 1980's, a British comedian called Jasper Carrott used to include comments from Motor Insurance Claim forms in his stage shows.

When stuck in traffic, I often find it hard to resist the temptation to read car bumper stickers, which I find can be equally amusing. For different reasons.

Example number one. Driving behind a car with hilarious sticker.

"If your not a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass!"

To think that the sticker writer had gone to all the trouble of making sure they got hemorrhoid right, but then missed the basic.......